May 2013
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Every time your name pops up on my technology, my heart jumps, like the electric currents connecting us are directly wired to my heart.
“All suffering originates from craving, from attachment, from desire.”
– Buddha (via embry-o)
“I want you to bite my lip until I can no longer speak
And then suck my ex...”
– Rudy Francisco, “Love Poem Medley” (via larmoyante)
my alltime favorite poem (via snackwrapsandcatstoo)
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The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy,...
stargazingeyes:
OH SNAP!
sorryforpartybarackin:
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
“Two other women, also breast cancer survivors, said their husbands left them...”
– My Beef with the “I Love Boobies” Bracelets (via quoilecanard)
“Do not look for a sanctuary in anyone except your self.”
– Siddhārtha Gautama (via woodstockreborn)
Yesterday I was talkin about Beyonce to my boo,...
me: What if, GOD FORBID, Jay-Z and Beyonce broke up??
Lew: You would lose your shit, wouldn't you?
me: YES! I'd be devastated. I want them to be together forever.
Lew: Mmhhmmm.
me: But what if they did, and he like...tried to date someone else? WHO THE FUCK COULD HE DATE???
Lew: I don't know.
me: I mean, really...who could come after Beyonce? THERE IS NOBODY!!! She's irreplaceable! *sings a lil' bit*
Lew: *side-eye*
me: That would be like...like, like...You tryna replace ME!!! YOU COULD NEVER.
Lew: *side-eye*
me: *side-eye*
*simultaneous raucous laughter*
what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"
journalofanobody:
“I think I’d give almost anything on earth to see you writing a something, an anything—a story, a poem, a tree, that was really and truly after your own heart.”
—J. D. Salinger, from “Seymour: An Introduction” (Little Brown, 1963)
“For those relegated to non-being, to even appear is a violent act.”
– George Ciccariello-Maher (via ninjabikeslut)
wait shit what? who is this person? where is this from?
(via mattachinereview)
This is a quote about cops arresting black teenagers in Philly for just being in public from one of my college professors.
(via telegantmess)
david-tennants-little-fangirl:
neverthehurricane:
sherlockchins:
sunshien:
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
hahaha
i just read gay porn
#unpublished stories from independent writers...
youcanbemyjohng:
lupinlupout:
prongsmydeer:
I think it speaks to the fact that Snape was horrible that Neville’s worst fear was not Bellatrix Lestrange, the person who tortured his parents until they could no longer remember who they were, or even Voldemort, whose name the act was committed in, but his school teacher who bullied him nine months at a time for years on end.
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner. (via oscomigosdemim)
please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you
“I am not the first person you loved.
You are not the first person I looked at...”
– Clementine von Radics, Mouthful of Forevers (via waydowntown)
Favorite. (via followthemoon-zz)
sirblue:
whenever frozen food packages say “serves two”, I take it as a challenge.
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sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
seblaine:
what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
zackisontumblr:
i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand
lasso:
The one benefit of people sharing their negative opinions about fat people is that you know who sees you as a person and who sees you as a problem.
“I can’t exactly describe how I feel but it’s not quite right. And it leaves me...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via rabbrakha)
snitskys:
hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just
“Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.”
– Mary Rakow (via fakeville) 